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doktorpeace:

marraphy:

doktorpeace:

marraphy:

i   s m e l l   l i k e   b e e f

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*Donkey Kong, attracted by the scent of beef prepares to devour the small child.*

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i  s m e l l   l   i   k    E

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*terrified by the bright colors the child was suddenly emiting, Donkey Kong speeds away from the horrific, beef scented child*

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waynesworld1992:

caseynovaks:

adam sandler is sexy as hell in hotel Transylvania 

how dare you make me read this with my own two eyes

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quentintortellini:

davvvd:

-annoying:

the “i’m not afraid to verbally assault a middle schooler if they look at my kid the wrong way” haircut

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I thought this was the “I would like to speak with a manager” haircut

it’s both

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gaaraofsburbia:

applecranberry:

ruraljackdaw:

thetowndrugdealer:

*sucks guys dick*
*dies of nut allergy*

did you know that proteins in brazil nuts can be transmitted sexually so if someone had an allergy and the guy had eaten brazil nuts then they could literally suck dick and die of a nut allergy

now I do

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