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unclefather:

regional-manager:

unclefather:

one time in my senior year of high school i went to a rave and all the black lights gave me this great idea to stick glow sticks in my vagina and I got a yeast infection and my mom grounded me

You’re joking though right. how would anyone see it tho?

it glows in the dark. my whole crotch was lit up like the forth of July.

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crocobaby:

Do you think every president goes through a awkward first few weeks in office when they’re not sure when’s the right time to ask if aliens are real or not?

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ebeanezerscrooge:

the professor asked me what benjamin franklins brothers name was and i panicked and said frank benjalin. i have never fucked up that hard in my entire life

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Reply to this with your best peace sign

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simonleboner:

Day #395829275916194

I still don’t find channing tatum attractive

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illumahottie:

i have been laughing for 10 hours abt this.

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